2010 | Color | 105 Minutes | 1.78:1 | NR | Horror | Stereo | Moviehead Pictures
Source: ConTV
Writers: James Nguyen
Stars:
Alan Bagh
Whitney Moore
Plot:
A platoon of eagles and vultures attacks the residents of a small town. Many people die. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
How the hell do you review a $10,000 crap fest that took 4 years to make and has a cult following! You don't this movie sucks butt in so many ways. The only saving factor was I watched the version on ConTv with the guys from Riff Tracks. At least the jokes made this movie somewhat watchable. James Nguyen made the actress wear bikinis during the make-out scenes because he did not want the couples to actually have sex. The birds or so bad they don't really move just float around kind of attacking people. The acting is notorious to the point of them being the butt of most jokes.
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| Shock and Terror I guess |
Thank god for the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 bring their comedic riffing treatment to one of our favorite bad movies of all time! And this was part of their live shows! There are solrpnls, bark beetles and animals such as seals! Plus, the show kicks off with everyone's favorite lovable loser, Norman, in the short Norman Checks In. So grab a coat hanger, fire up your solar powered TV and for the love of god fully vest your stock options! Birdemic on Riff Tracks is the only way to watch this movie.
And god help us not only did they make a sequel but they are working on a 3rd one! Somebody stop this guy. I can't even write anymore ugh!
The only Shock and Terror was that I made it to the end!
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| One Bloody Brain for the movie |
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